|How would a most distinguished visitor fare in our "urban environment"?|
In a surprise announcement last month, the Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI declared that he had changed his plans, and would now live out his retirement in the city of Detroit, Michigan.
"Its struggle to reinvent itself is inspiring," he explained. "It is the ideal location for my own meditations and rediscovery."
Not long after moving into his stately Woodbridge home, however, he received a ruder awakening than expected.